南部のホテルにあった雑誌から面白い問答があった。
欧米など、特にアメリカではレストランでは食べ物、飲み物の選び方が大変だ。慣れると大した苦労はないが面倒くさいこともある。
それを皮肉った問答である。
Q: What would you like to drink...fruit juice, soda, tea, milo, chocolate or coffee?
A: Tea please.
Q: Ceylon tea, herbal tea, bush tea, honey bush tea, ice tea or green tea?
A: Ceylon tea please.
Q: How would you like it? Black or white?
A: White please.
Q: Milk, whitener or condensed milk?
A: Milk please.
Q: Goat milk, camel milk or cow milk?
A: Cow milk please.
Q: Milk from Freezeland or Afrikaner cow?
A: Afrikaner cow please.
Q: Warm or cold?
A: Warm please.
Q: Full cream, low fat or fat free?
A: Umm...I'll rather take it black please.
Q: Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?
A: With sugar please.
Q: Beet sugar or cane sugar?
A: Cane sugar please.
Q: White, brown or yellow sugar?
A: Just forget about the tea. I'll have a glass of water instead please.
Q: Mineral or still water?
A: Mineral water please.
Q: Flavoured or non-flavoured?
A: Just get me water from the river... I don't wanna know which river and stop asking stupid questions!
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